Hooray!

I got a message from an OKCupid user today, one I hadn’t contacted. It’s nice to get something out of the blue like this:

Hello dear, how are you doing today, hope great, let me introduce myself, my name is merry william , 29 years female from chicago. I searched your profile, read it and I was amazed with the content of your words

Doesn’t she sound intelligent?


I’m single and looking for the right man to spend my life with and get settled down with when I’m done with my missionary work, am slim, 5.8 tall, waist 28 and 134 lbs. Am American, mum from England and dad from the USA, but grew a little in London before we moved back to the states and stayed a while in Port huron Michigan before relocating finally to Rhode Island, where I lost my parents in a car accident a long time ago. I love to be with a man who is caring, trustworthy, truthful, understanding, gentle, God fearing and most of all a man whom we can share our good and bad times together, who will be there in terms of needing a helping hand, who will stand by me all the time and who can share my whole heart with, I do hope you possess such qualities. I would love to hear more from u. I’ve few pictures incase you would like to see them, hope to hear from you real soon and hope we get Intimated soon, I hate lies, cheaters and deceivers and I cherish truth and understanding.

Oh, OK. I see.

And now the giveaway:

Note: It’s imperatives you reply to my email address so that you can get updated and quick response from me because I don’t check the site always expect my email address daily.Wish is ————@yahoo.co.uk

Fucking spammers. What are they even selling?



3 Responses to “Hooray!”

Michael Anissimov says:

Why is this even worth blogging about?

PS. It should have been obvious it was spam when someone you didn’t know called you “dear”.

pdf23ds says:

I thought many of my readers would find it amusing. I haven’t had the energy lately to put more effort into posts, so this is sort of filler.

PS. It was obvious.

pdf23ds says:

I guess you haven’t ever heard me be sarcastic before.

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